Wicked Game (cover)
I MISS MUMBO JUMBO

ayup im bee :} not a minor!! and my ao3 is ironsides! prns are he/she or neos (bug/star/sol/sprout/nov) !!

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read my carrd!!! thats where the heads ups are for my blog, like the fact that i dont tag triggers or hermitshipping on reblogs bc i wont reliably remember!! i do of course tag my og content properly esp if it has any maintags or character tags etc lol. also my pronouns :>

writing masterpost

let me know if you’d like to be added to the taglist!!

PSA if i unfollow you its not personal and i did not check your pinned, bio, or carrd– whatever you post just isnt smth im still interested in. i dont softblock anyone ever its too much work + im too lazy

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after i GET that explanation you will probably be blocked btw. zero fucking tolerance im so tired.

Banners for people who are insane (me). Feel free to use without credit. Blinkies made with blinkie.cafe

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hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

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The years may come and go but this shirt is still hilarious

oli trying to divert away from harry potter talk by saying he doesnt support any of them bc he's poggers and martyn and jimmy just launching into which memes different houses would use ... ah the minecraft cisboys (pensive emoji)

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the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

i think this is actually a more effective autism diagnosis method than most others

I feel like Germany really needs to draw the right conclusions from Eurovision: a) No one votes for us anyway at this point b) we're guaranteed a spot in the finale bc we're a member of the Big 5.

Conclusion: We can basically hold televisions across Europe hostage for 3 minutes and do what the fuck we like. Let some random security guy sing, elected 30 seconds before going on stage. Classical opera sung after breathing helium. Slightly sing-songy stand up comedy. Sneak in Die Ärzte under fake names and do whatever. A speed caricaturist drawing the competition while doing some half-hearted whistling. Host a drunk ballet performance.

What are they going to do? Ban us?

I volunteer to hold a lecture on java programming set to off-key flute music.

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Why not make this a double-act?

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

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and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

So today I learned about clown code…